Hi everyone. This is Kalene’s friend Lauren.

She made a new account.

idk why but she did.

Follow her back if you wish on here

k,bye.

yellowcars:

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO BE A NEW YORKER.

Dear Mama Rowling, I am writing to inquire about my Pottermore e-mail submission form. I tried sending it to you on the very first day of your Pottermore announcement and am anxiously waiting for the page to load. But don’t rush, mummy, missing out on things like this allows me more time to read your books. Yes, things in my world are going swimmingly. I’m a muggle just like every kid in my school, even the jocks and popular kids like me. I’m also the darling of every trashcan I’m thrown into and the favorite of and teacher who has sense. Oh, and most importantly, I have mastered the reading of all your books! Yes, yes, I admit I was a late bloomer, but you can imagine my pride as I strolled into Math class and said, “Oh, hello muggles! Professor, sorry for my tardiness. I was just learning how to read.” Oh, how the children laughed with me in celebration. I like making people laugh. I also like your books. I know you haven’t done so all year, but feel free to let your website accept my e-mail any time. Hugs and butterfly kisses, your readers. P.S. tell the servers to bugger off.

squintsnyc:

damelauren:

I can safely say I’m the only one of the band of skanks awake.
Also I like my hair right now.

I WAS UP

I’m up too…
How do you check to see if people are up?
I do not see any missed calls or text messages.
Do you telepathically send out smoke signals to your friends? 
Because I missed that.
Or do you just assume that no ones up so you can post pictures of yourself on tumblr?

squintsnyc:

damelauren:

I can safely say I’m the only one of the band of skanks awake.

Also I like my hair right now.

I WAS UP

I’m up too…

How do you check to see if people are up?

I do not see any missed calls or text messages.

Do you telepathically send out smoke signals to your friends? 

Because I missed that.

Or do you just assume that no ones up so you can post pictures of yourself on tumblr?

(Source: laurenlefay, via darrencrass)


House Pride
If I was in Scott Pilgrim, I’d probably be Knives.

If I was in Scott Pilgrim, I’d probably be Knives.

watched this movie on saturday, and it’s been in my head ever since.

(Source: dirtyvelvetrapture)

Rose wasn’t the only one with drug problems. Amy lost her parents to crack.

finally uploading ‘Things I Will Need in the Past’ to my Itunes.

with0utme:

State your name, rank, and intention.

with0utme:

State your name, rank, and intention.

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bestpostarchive:

sippycuppie:

Dad, thank you for being there for me. :)

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well yeah, most of Disney’s moms die.

bestpostarchive:

sippycuppie:

Dad, thank you for being there for me. :)

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well yeah, most of Disney’s moms die.

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